STUPID CRIMINAL: “Pee Napkin” Couple in Florida Gets into Brawl

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No matter what’s going on in the world, sometimes Florida still just needs to be Florida.

Late on Sunday night, the cops in Clearwater, Florida got a call about a fight in the parking lot of a mall.  And when they got there, they found a couple, quote, “naked within the car and wrestling with each other.”

The cops separated them and questioned them to find out what happened.

The couple has been together for six months, they’d been drinking, and they decided to have sex in the car.

And afterward, the woman went outside of the car to PEE, and she used a napkin to wipe.  Then she, quote, “accidentally threw the napkin” on her boyfriend.  They started arguing and then fighting.

The cops determined that the guy started fight . . . even though it was his response to the pee napkin . . . so 21-year-old Robert Janisch was arrested for domestic battery.


(The Smoking Gun

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