DOLLY PARTON finally got a return on that $1 million investment in the Moderna vaccine. She got vaccinated yesterday at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville.
She posted a video of herself sitting in a chair waiting to get “popped in the arm” . . . and made it very clear she wants you to do the same. Included in the pitch was her singing a parody of “Jolene” . . . which she changed to “Vaccine”.
Here it is: “Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine . . . I’m beggin’ of you please don’t hesitate. Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine . . . ’cause once you’re dead, then that’s a bit too late.”
She added that she’s “dead serious” because the sooner we get better, the sooner we’ll get back to normal. Then came the challenge: Quote, “I just want to say to all you cowards out there. Don’t be such a chicken squat, get out there and your shot.”
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) March 2, 2021
(Here’s another video. The “Jolene” parody is at 0:21. The chicken squat challenge comes at 0:57. Skip to 3:13 to see her get the shot.)